Written by Nana fa'ad
Chapter One
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| KHAIRIYYA |
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Tafiya take a buge akan titi kamar zatafad'i kasa, ga
kwal6an(bottle) hernesy ahannun ta na dama, bottle na champagne ahannun ta na
hagu, idan ta kurba Hernesy ta kurba champagne(giya/wine),da dare misalinkarfe
sha d'ayan dare a garin maiduguri, ko inatsit sai motoci d'addaya da suke
wucewa dayake garin ba kamar da ba kowa na shigagida da wuri sabida condition
na garin,wanimota neh ya zo da gudu yana mata hornamma inaa hankalin ta baya
jikinta ta, kwasssmotar ya kwashe ta tafad'i a kasa...
Few years back ('''shekarun baya''')
"Imrann, Imrann" wata
yarinya cewacce bazata wuce shekaru goma sha bakwai(17yrs)ba ita take ihun
kiran sunan Imrann(tsaban ihun ta ni kaina sanda na firgita, ni nana kallo
nabita dashi baki bud'e) Uniform na makaranta neh ajikin ta, riga fari da wani
dan mini skirt light brown wanda bai kai gwiwa ba ahaka kuma wai school uniform,
wani shegiyar high heel neh a kafar ta bak'i da white socks d'inshi. Gashin
kanta nan abude ta kama da ribons pink da blue had'addu, ta sha make up kamar
ba makaranta zata ba, wayan ta tacire acikin jakar ta kirarSamsung Galaxy S7 ta
daga sama ta tura baki (Eesha ta cemi selphie zata dauka)bayan ta gama d'aukar
hoto ta maida wayar a wani
tsadadden jakar ta pink colour, sai waige waige take, wani
ta hango yana wanke mota a gefe, wani dogon tsoki taja tace Kai Garba (wani
tsoho takira wanda a haifa yayi jika da ita) wai ina shegen driver nah Imraan
neh baisan nayi latti din makaranta ba' Tsohon nan wanda takira sa da Garba
yace ''hajiya wlhy da kyar mukayi bacci jiya baya jin dadin jikinsa neh d'an
nawa'" Kallon uku saura kwabo ta watsa masa kan taja tsoki tace "
Garba da kai da yaron ka kullum sai kawo excuses mtsewwww, idan baza ku iya aikin
ba basai mu nema wasu ba, ai duk Abba neh yake raga muku da zai bi shawara ta
da tuni nayi outttt daku, Nonsense"..
Codein tazuba acikin coke tafara shaa
tana had'awa da Roci agaban Garban ba kunya (nayi salati nagode wa Allah, yara kanana
da shayeshaye duniya ta 6aci Allah ka bamu yaya nagari)
Shiga mota tayi ta tada ta danna horn da karfi mei gadi ya
bud'e mata gate, fisgan motar tayi ta bar haraban dankareran gidan su, gudu
take sharawa akan titi kamar na uban ta har takai wani Babban makaranta da aka rubuta
CARE BAZE PRIVATE SCH, tashiga tayi parking d'in motar ta, tafita a motar tana
taku kamar hawainiya da hankali, ta wuce class direct
Tana shiga class aka fara ihun "rude gurl, rude
gurl" koh kulasu batayi ba ta zauna a seat dinta, ta cire wayar ta ajakar
ta tayi posting hoton d'azu da ta d'auka a Instagram da Snap chat nan da nan
tasamu kusan 2K likes, tana chating tana shan coke dinta..
Ba'afi minti biyu ba malamin physics yashigo, aji yayi tsit
kowa ya kama kansa, ya fara lecture yaji kas kas karan cingam (chewing gum),
juyawa yayi yana kallon su d'aya bayan d'aya yace "Who the hell is chewing
gum in my class"
Daidai nan ta kara kakas da
chewgum nata, kallo ya watsa mata ranshi yayi bala'in 6aciwa daman ya ki jinin
yarinyan dan bata da tarbiya koh kad'an yace "Khairiya get out of my class"
Cigaba da cin cingum nata tayi kamar bata ji shiba Tsawa ya kara daka mata yace
"I said get outtt of my class you Moron"
Chapter Two
Tashiwa tayi ta d'auka roban coke
nata wanda ta had'a da codein, ta d'au wayar ta, zuwa tayi dab kusa dashi, ta
kallesa sama da kasa tace "U can send me out of your damn class but let me
warn you, don't u ever i mean e--v-e-r call me a Moron u filthy fool" Taja
wani dogon tsoki ta fice a ajin, ajin ya d'au ihu ana cewa rude gurl rude gurl
(wa'iya zubillah) Shiga motar ta tayi ta kuna ra6a (AC) tana jin music na
lilwayne I feel like dying tana shan coke d'inta....
Can bayan malamin physics ya fita
ta dawo ajin ta zauna, bata kara tashiwa a ajin ba sanda aka tashi a
makarantar, fisgan motar ta tayi ta wuce wata had'addiyar shopping mall Tana
shiga tana cin cingum kamar irin tsofin yan bariki, ga codein yana aiki tana tafiya
kamar zata fad'i ga wani baccin dayake fisgan ta (slow inji masu sha), bata san
lokacin da ta buge wata tsohuwar mata ba duk suka fad'i har kasa.. Khairiya
tana tashiwa tace ke wace irin bahuwar tsohuwa ce, baki kallo neh ehh tsohuwa,
ta fad'a da tsawa Mari taji mei rai da lafia akan kyakkyawan fuskar ta, aka
kara mata wani marin, sanda aka wanke ta da mari lafiyayyu guda uku masu kyau
yace "Ke wace irin dabba ce, kinsha kwaya kin bugu shineh zaki bangaje
mutum kuma kizo kina zagi"
Bud'e ido tayi ta kallesa mei
kyau, ta nema baccin ma ta rasa, kallo ta bishi dashi tace
"Who the hell are you da zaka ta6a lafiya ta, kasan ni
yar wacece, Sunana Khairiya Ibrahim Muhammad, yarinyan Alhaji Ibrahim Muhammad
Fu'ad mai Naira, ka ta6o bala'I da masifa, sai kayi regretting mari nah da
kayi, wlhy koh kai d'an gidan waye neh" Cire wayar ta tayi ta danna kira,
ana picking tace " ina Nedd Grocery kuzo nan da minti biyu" ta katse
wayan Tsohuwar matar nan sai cewa take wa yaron da suke tare " Zil mu wuce
ni na hakura tunda ka mare ta ai shikenan ka rama
mini muje gida pls dan Allah " Wanda tsohuwar takira da
Zil yace "Haba Hajja kibari na koya mata hankali, yarinya ba tarbiya
asaran haihuwa, tirrr wlhy na tausayawa iyayen ki" "Kai neh iyayen ka
sukayi asarar haihuwar ka bani ba, *You filthy wretch*" tofa masa miyau bakin
ta tayi sai farar shaddan sa Bai san lokacin da ya jata waje ba suka bar mall
d'in, yafara jibgan ta, duk kokarin ta dan
ta rama amma inaa karfin su ba d'aya ba, mutaneh suka zo
raba wa amma yaki barinta, ana cikin haka motoci guda uku suka tsaya, manya
manyan karti neh, idon su ja bakin su bak'i, da wuk'a da adda suka fito wanda
ya nuna tabbacin 'yan daba neh Suna fita a cikin motar su suka hau kan saurayin
wanda aka kira da *Zil* suka fara jibgan sa, sanda suka masa likis da duka jiki
duk jini, kiran police akayi suna ganin police suka saka Khairiya a mota suka
gudu
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Har kofan gida suka kaita, bud'e
zip na jakar ta tayi ta cire bundle na d'ari biyar ta mika musu, sai godiya
suke mata suka hau motar su suka tafi, horn tayi da karfe aka bud'e mata gate
tashiga, da kyar ta iya takawa zuwa falo tana d'ingishi dan tasha duka Tana
shiga parlour ta baje akan kujera, masu aiki neh har uku suka zo kanta suna gaishe
ta hajia Ina yini Koh amsawa batayi ba tace "Haule kije ki kawo ruwan zafi
da towel" toh hajiya wanda aka kira da haule tabar wajen Khairiya ta kara
juyawa tace "Indo kunna mini TV ki mika mini remote" hakan kuwa Indo tayi.
Sai ta kara juyawa wajen d'ayan mai aikin tace "Dije
wani abinci kika dafa" Dije tace abinda kikace na dafa da safe hajiya Wani
kallo khairiya ta watsa mata tace "da ban manta ba zan 6ata lokaci nah na
tambaye ki neh very stupid mata kawai" Dije ta durkusa har kasa tana cewa
hajiya kiyi hakuri sauce na kwai da coconut rice na dafa Wani dogon tsoki
Khairiya taja sannan tace "toh yanxu banso na cishi, soya mini plantain sai
ki had'a mini da pizza nah ki kawo mini"nDije ta durkusa har kasa tace toh
hajiya, Haule tazo da abun da Khairiya tace ta kawo ruwan zafi da towel Khairiya
ta tashi ta shiga d'akinta tacire uniform na makarantan ta tad'aura towel ta
fito zuwa parlour, tacewa Haule "Zoki matsa mini jiki"
Haule ta tsuguna tafara matsa mata da rowan zafin, tagama ta
shafa mata aboniki (man zafi), hajiya mei yasamei ki haka Kallo Khairiya ta
watsa mata tace "Ina rowan ki dani, nifa bana son gulma, iyayen da suka haife
ni ba mance wa dani sukayi ba, ke ina ruwan ki" Haule sai hakuri take bata
tana cewa hajiya kiyi hakuri dan Allah, tsoki khairiya taje tace "oya
tashi ki bani wuri" Haule ta tashi tabar mata parlour
Kallon TV take a channel na Dubai sport suna nuna games da
akeyi na Olympic Rio wanda akeyi a Brazil, wayan ta neh yafara ringing, screen
d'in ta kura wa ido, number neh yake kiran ta amma ba code na nigeria baneh, tasan
Abba baya Nigeria yana Qatar amma wannan ba code na Qatar baneh, d'aukan wayan
tayi tasaka a loudspeeker ta ajiye a table na gaban ta tace "Hello"
Dagacan 6angaren muryan wata mata neh mei zak'in gaske tace "Baby
nah yakike, ina ta trying number ki for the past sati biyu amma baya
shiga" Khairiya ta numfasa, tayi shuru na wasu second (dakikai) batace
komai ba, matar takara cewa "Daughter na bakya ji neh koh network naku bakyau"
Khairiya katse wayan tayi taja wani dogon tsoki, haka wayan
yana ringing bata d'auka ba sai can daga baya ta d'aga wayan,ta saka a loudspeaker
ta ajiye a cinyan ta, matar tace "Hlo haba baby nah kiyi hakuri zanzo na duba
ki very soon, your mum really miss you karki damu zanzo kinji baby"
Tun Khairiya na hawaye har ta fashe da kuka, matar nan tana
jin kukan Khairiya tace "No pls don't cry baby nah, kiyi hakuri kinsan halin
Alhaji bature baya bari nah sosai amma will have time nazo na duba ki I promise
you, na miki alkawari kinji pls kidai na kuka, yanxu Ina Brazil kinsan ana Olympic
games a wajen, Ina Abban ki"
Khairiya tana kuka tace "Ammi yanxu har mijin ki yafi
miki akan 'yarki na cikin ki, sai kiyi sati biyu, uku wata d'aya ba tare da kin
kirani ba, kiyi shekara bakizo dubani ba, dan Allah kar ki sake kirana ma na
hakura" ta katse wayar Wani kuka ta fashe dashi, sanda tayi mai isarta
tayi shuru, kwalawa Haule kira tayi, Haule tazo ta durkusa a gabanta tace
hajiya gani Khairiya tace "Haule yau wace rana"
Haule tace "Hajiya yau Alhamis" Khairiya tace
"ke ni bansan miki wani Alhamis ba idan zaki mini da yaren da zan ganeh
toh " Haule ta durkusa tace "Hajia kiyi hakuri yau Thursday" Mtsew
shineh sai kin 6ata wa mutum lokaci,
shiga ciki ki d'aukan mini hijabi nah da Qur'ani nah yau malamin nan zaizo nayi
sallah na koya hadda, kuma kicewa Dije idan bata kawo abincin nan a minti d'aya
ba toh abakin aikin ta, very lazy people kawai.
Can da daddare bayan Sallah isha'I malam Ali yazo, shineh
malamin da yake kara mata Qur'an, tun da tazo duniya bata ta6a ganin mutumin da
take shakkan sa kamar Mallam Ali ba, ita kanta abun mamaki yake bata, idan
yakara mata karatu zama take tsakanin ta da Allah dan ganin ta haddace, bayan
yazo ta basa hadda yamata karen karatu ya tafi, tana shiga d'akin ta taga wayan
ta yana ringing, Swt Abba a rubuce akan screen d'in, da sauri ta d'auka tana
murmushi tace "My swt Abba, yaushe zaka dawo ina missing naka" tana
fad'a tana tura bakin ta Yace kar ki damu Mamata very soon zanzo, gobe zanbar
Qatar zanje Cuba akwai wani meeting da nake dashi a wajen Khairiya tace
"gaskia Abba nagaji da zama ni kad'ai kayi aure kuma kaki" "Kar
ki damu Mamata ina zuwa sai ki nemo mini matan aure kinji" Toh daddy tana
dariya Abban yakara cewa "Mamata yaushe zaku fara Exams"
"Abba zamuyi jamb Next 2weeks (sati biyu), WAEC da NECO
ma zamu fara wata mei zuwa
Abba yace "Yawwa Mamata kiyi karatu kinji, hope dai
Mallam Ali yana zuwa" "Eh yana zuwa Abba" "Yawwa Mamata
kiyi karatu kinji, zuwa sati uku zan dawo, take care" Khairiya tace "
ok dad" ta katse wayan, d'aukan Qur'ani tayi dan koya haddan da Mallam Ali
yamata d'azu, ita a rayuwar ta bata ta6a zuwa islamiya ba, bata san komai ba
sai Qur'an da Tajwid, bata san komai akan su Fiqh da Hadisai ba da sauran
littatafai (yan uwa kar muce Qur'ani ya ishemu yana da kyau musan
sauran littattafai is very important)
Bayan nan tahau gadonta ta karanta fatiha, iklas, falaq,
nas, da ayatul kursiyu tashafa ajikinta takwanta bacci, wayan ta neh yafara ringing,
yatayar da ita daga baccin tana dubawa taga number da d'azu Ammi takira ta dashi
ne kin d'agawa tayi tacigaba da baccinta.
Akace laifin dadi karewa, anan zamu zaya sai idan Allah ya nufe mu da kaiwa bayan sallah zamu cigaba.
Me tambaya ko karin bayani ya yayi comment a kasa da tambayarsa ko karin bayaninsa.
Naku Tahir Yusuf Nagode.
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